Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
82 years later and it’s still relevant
This will never not be relevant.
82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
"No boys are gonna like you if you keep dressing as those stupid cartoons!"
Speaking of amazing fictional ladies
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
this picture is really unattractive
but look at our kitten sleeping on me
what do you mean i’m not actually greece